Golfing on the Moon

July 19, 2017
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It's one small step for Man, one giant leap for Comedy! We take your blinders off about moon landing conspiracies, burn Castlevania to the ground, decipher what Despicable Me 3 might teach us about Han Solo, and curse credit stingers, Whovians, and Trekkies. It's a panoply of zingers this week as we go Golfing on the Moon!

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Getting the Band Back Together

July 12, 2017
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Shia the Beef is on the skids, and needs Optimus Prime to bring him the All Hugs Cube to fully enjoy this latest entertainment from Words With Nerds! John and Craig reunite after too long apart, they thread the needle between Twin Peaks, digest Dagobah's swamps, share stories from beach walks, and talk about the latest things they've read and seen. Enjoy!

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Kessel: Nerd Blood

July 6, 2017
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A hero is missing. He was last seen fighting the resistance at the Zinger Factory and now people want to know if John (@kesseljunkie) is at home washing his tights. This week Tristan Riddel (@theinsanerobin) joins Craig Sorrell (@craigsorrell) again and he is bringing his message to you. Is his Nerd Party Propaganda changing the minds of Words With Nerds hosts? Tristan weighs in on the fact the Nerd Party steals, while Craig challenges him on Rotten Tomatoes, Supermen on Film, what the F8 of the Franchise could be, and have theories on Hollywood actors/actresses and why they fail up. Plus they check out and review some things

Chapters:

00:00: It's Called Backchanneling
02:23: The Nerd Party Steals
03:21: Serenity Now
09:07: F8 of the Franchise
13:52: Something Is Rotten
22:02: Inhuman
32:15: Super Men On Film
42:41: The Better You Look
46:26: Checked Out

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The Zinger Factory Revolution

June 28, 2017
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There is unrest on the Zinger Factor Floor and John has traveled to calm the situation. In his absence, a spokesperson for The Nerd Party comes on to give their opinions and have their voice heard! The Revolution himself, Tristan Riddel (@theinsanerobin) gets behind the microphone to discuss the demands and bring you entertainment as he discusses with Craig the Han Solo movie shake up, a totally different kind of joker, representation mattering for movies, and bring up the orgy of bad ideas brewing at HBO. Also both Craig and Tristian check out some things and review them. Will you join The Revolution in this episode? Listen and see for yourself

Chapters:

00:00: I Love The Smell of Zingers in the Morning
03:29: Do It By Hand Solo
17:37: Call Your Representation
23:27: Roller Coaster Tycoon
28:22: War of the Homecoming
33:08: Magic Pants
38:55: Orgy of Bad Ideas
45:09: Checked Out
58:00: One More Thing

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The Penitent Podcast

June 21, 2017
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Welcome to another Crusade from Words With Nerds. Is this the one? No, but one host did choose wisely and get the right Grail for this episode. This week, Craig and John do not cross the seal and sit down to discuss Star Wars not having a plan, hypocritical nerds (again), solving a brewery problem Craig has been having, and ponder if one can pass the Snyder Maru. Also in this episode, one hosts believes in second chances, the other thinks one was enough. Craig and John check out some things and review them for your entertainment. By listening to this show, you have chosen wisely

Chapters:

00:00: Not Darth Batman Day
04:51: Somethings Never Change
06:22: Vanilla Craig Solves It
09:24: Gift Bearing Hips
13:15: Van Johnson Rules
14:22: Infinite Sadness
23:19: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
30:40: Nerds Fight About Money
33:15: A Good One in Everyone
37:08: Snyder Maru
44:25: Second Chances
50:15: The kessel Grail
51:42: Checked Out
1:09:26: A Nerd Lies On Twitter

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Vanilla Craig

June 14, 2017
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John wins an offline Star Wars debate after the fact while Craig goes to the Heartland of Myanmar with a message of hope for political prisoners! #Marvel clumsily Photoshops #BlackPanther into the trip, wielding a new Textalyzer to check if John Boyega's Tweeting has gotten out of hand. Then Vanilla Craig sings and dances to the delight of all. Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00 A #StarWars Story |
02:58 The Heartland of Myanmar |
04:50 #Marvel's #BlackPanther Photoshop Problem |
16:00 Rise of the Textalyzer |
26:20 When John Boyega's Tweet Goes Wrong |
44:50 Vanilla Craig
48:57 What We Checked Out |

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[Annoying #WonderWoman Guitar Riff Playing]

June 7, 2017
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John and Craig discuss #SpiderMan Pizza, accept some corrections from the peanut gallery, debate the life and death of franchises, chuckle about Dan Aykroyd losing the #Ghostbusters memo, and sleep through a meeting with #DoctorStrange. Of course they also share their views on the #WonderWoman movie! Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00  Spider Hut |
02:50  Listener Feedback|
10:30  Dan Aykroyd and the Lost #Ghostbusters Memo|
18:00  Franchise Freakout |
30:00 #WonderWoman |
49:30 The Great #DoctorStrange Debate & What We Checked Out |

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Dead Troopers Tell No Tales

May 31, 2017
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This week we storm the bunker and lay waste to the Empire's defenses with a sword and a fresh pack of zingers! Using our Wet Twinkie Method, we clarify the difference between gambling and drinking problems, whether commercials for trailers still count as trailers, why Memorial Day is bottoming out for box office revenue, and whether Disney would risk its Franchise Family Tag for Star Wars. Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00 Rotten Tomatoes |
04:33 The Long, Slow, Wet Twinkie Correction |
08:00 Trailers & Conversations |
26:22 Memorial Day Box Office |
39:00 The Star Wars Family Franchise Tag |
51:30 What We Checked Out |

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#TwinPeaks Breaks the #AlienCovenant

May 24, 2017
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This week we burst out of the heart of the Black Lodge in time for Real #StarWars Day and head to Twin Peaks where David is kissing Walter to seal the Alien Covenant! Then we uncover the Podcast Kojak and dance our way through a special Book(house Boys) Club. We even get our garmonbozia fresh from the listeners! Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the intricacies of the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00 May the Real #StarWars Day be with You |
04:27 Different Rating Philosophies |
12:12 Listener Feedback and Well Actuallys |
18:20 Supporting Zack Snyder |
29:53 The Podcast Kojak |
32:20 #AlienCovenant |
52:00 #TwinPeaks and What We Checked Out |

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AHHHHH! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

May 3, 2017
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It's #MayThe4th! #FakeStarWarsDay! And so your hosts celebrate it the only way they know how: PAIN. While torturing each other, we uncover the many horrors of this marketing day, including....

  • #MayThe4thBeWithYou
  • #StandWithJohn
  • #StarWars
  • #WonderWoman and #BoxOffice
  • David Goyer's Masters of the Universe
  • Star Trek Sex Robots
  • The Death of @CraigSorrell / What We Checked Out

Tune In and Listen Harder. You'll Laugh a Lot and Live a Little Longer.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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You Got Pals, You Got Yourself a Tribe

April 19, 2017
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Craig reminds John of a very important lesson this week. When you've got #pals, you've got it all. They give a refresher course on the beauty of real friendship, even while caught in a Catch-22. Along the way they also talk about:

  • John Needed a Victory
  • The Emmanuel Goldstein of the Internet
  • Benjamin Button Ripped Off "Mork & Mindy"
  • Livestream Killed the Celebration Star
  • The Last Jedi: Posters and Trailers
  • Moments v Cohesion: Dawn of the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
  • Nerd News
  • What We Checked Out
  • Into the Woods and...some special messages.

Tune In and Listen Harder. Maybe you'll stop being outraged.

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The Neverending Argument

April 5, 2017
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Join John and Craig as they plot a Dazzler movie, argue about The Perpetual Reboot Theory and the Immutable Impermanence of Character Trivia, Iron Fist their way through a list of what they checked out, and lecture Marvel Comics about market forces. Plus some other stuff that'll put a smile on your face.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Die Shawndorman Die!

March 29, 2017
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It's Shawn "@yayshawndorman" Eastridge's farewell episode! A wonderful person, friend, and guest of the show, Shawn bids farewell to us in person as he prepares to go into the wild yonder of varmints and Rick Grimes. As he shows himself out, we discuss....

(00:00) Craig's Problem
(02:06) Shawndorman's Farewell Tour
(04:00) Correcting Craig
(05:45) Justice League Trailer
(18:45) Venomous Sony
(24:30) National Feminist Hero Michael Bay
(29:50) WB, Legion & The R Sausages
(43:00) Promoting Wonder Woman & Serialized Shorts
(47:00) What We Checked Out
(01:24:00) Farewell Shawndre 3000

...and the typical much, much more you've come to expect.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Time To Push The Powder

February 9, 2017
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In a world filled of cold, John and Craig stumble upon something that will warm you up. But that's just part of the story. This week, there are some things that happen that are unprecedented for the show. Hear Craig say the words “you were right” and hear John say the phrase “I agree with you.” There are tales of “that guy” at football championship parties, and we mourn the sad loss of creative nerds on one of the biggest stages of advertising. We ponder (then figure out) how Sony lost $1 billion and then read the synopsis of a movie that is either awesome or completely awesome. You decide. Plus some things are reviewed and we do ask “and where... is The Batman”

Chapters

  • 00:00: The Last Word
  • 02:43: How Does That Taste
  • 06:14: That Guy
  • 12:45: John May Be Right
  • 16:06: When Did Funny Die
  • 25:28: And Where....Is The Batman
  • 33:05 One Billion Dollars
  • 42:04: That Name Again is Mr. Plow
  • 50:46: 2 For 2 on Predictions
  • 52:07: This Is Offensive
  • 55:01: Checked Out
  • 1:01:28: Wrap Up

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Australian IQ Test

January 26, 2017
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Are you a Young Einstein? You just might be if you can pass this simple Australian IQ Test. This episode isn't all Serious though, we discuss the saturation of Funko, ridicule nerds for getting bent out of shape because of the title of the next Star Wars film, discuss that Amazon is laughing at Netflix, give crazy theories, tell tales and have a good time. One host learned that being on painkillers still doesn't make Suicide Squad enjoyable, and a broken foot is still less painful than watching Manchester By The Sea. Both hosts checked out a lot of things this week, and they give their reviews and commentary.

Chapters

  • 00:00: IQ Test
  • 04:23: The Boot
  • 06:30: Star Warsify
  • 07:53: John's Crazy Theory
  • 12:24: The Last...
  • 17:42: Un-Discovered
  • 21:03: Not-so-Fun(ko)
  • 25:39: Where's Galen
  • 29:44: Manchester By The ZZZZZZZZ's
  • 37:18: Another Movie Challenge
  • 38:23: My Left Foot
  • 40:26: Checked Out
  • 1:07:32 Hunt Us Down

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Happy Nerd Year 2017

January 5, 2017
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Another year has passed, and your hosts made it to 200 episodes. For 2017 John and Craig kick off discussing why Batman is so cool (naturally), 50 year anniversaries that were celebrated with a whimper, then in true Words With Nerds fashion - make predictions for 2017. Uber Deaths, Movie Deaths, Comic Book Storyline Deaths. But it's not all about the grim reaper for 2017, there are some surprises, and other predictions for the Nerd Year from your hosts. Some things were checked out, and one host swears it gets dusty in his house when a particular movie plays. Celebrate the Nerd Year and listen!

Chapters

  • 00:00: Batman is Cool
  • 03:53: Push That Button
  • 07:30: 50 Years
  • 10:52: Paywall Killed the Television Show
  • 13:29: 2017 Predictions
  • 48:22: We Can't Win No Matter What
  • 52:04: Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Mentally Challenged Vampires

October 13, 2016
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This Shocktober Episode has something a little improbable to discuss. John and Craig create a Royal Rumble of Terror where they discuss who would win in the ultimate battle. Discussing strengths and weaknesses of various horror characters they determine who gets the belt and would be declared champion if they all fought each other. The hosts address the clown epidemic sweeping the USA, discuss cinema psychopaths that we aren't giving enough credit to, and ponder where all of the female serial killers are. Topped off with the Nerd News and checking out lots of Shocktober offerings, this episode is a true nightmare fest.

Chapters

  • 00:30 The Boogie Man
  • 03:49 Welcome
  • 05:34 Words With Nerds' IT
  • 11:22 Royal Rumble Of Terror
  • 28:53 The (Final) Bell Tolls
  • 30:52 League of Extraordinary Murders
  • 34:48 Where are the Chicks?
  • 42:44 Nightmare News
  • 52:00 Checking Out
  • 1:05:24 We're Ready To Believe You

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Dial M For Murderousness

October 6, 2016
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Want to hear something scary? No, do you really want to hear something scary? Craig and John kick off Shocktober with discussing tales of how Craig and John should have been murdered and tie that into some of the urban legends you may have been frightened from. The hosts give you some required viewing while contemplating if Batman just hates Halloween. We question if there is some good Halloween comics, bring you the Nerdy Nightmare News, and check out some things (through a peep hole in the shower, of course.) This kickoff to Shocktober is more refreshing than a midnight swim in Crystal Lake.

Chapters

  • 00:23 A Message From The Other Side
  • 01:20 It Begins
  • 03:27 Dial M
  • 14:14 Legends Are Made
  • 28:57 Necessary Evil
  • 42:20 The Longest Halloween
  • 44:37 Trick Or Read
  • 48:26 Nightmare News
  • 54:08 The Peephole
  • 1:11:05 Step Up Loyal Listeners

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Cool Hand Craig

September 22, 2016
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What we don't have here is a failure to communicate. In fact John and Craig step up to the mic and communicate their opinions quite well this week. After taking the time to retort to comments from some loyal listeners, and one host writing a a blog that the other disagrees with, they have a healthy debate which turns into a discussion of great character intros in modern cinema. Craig seems to gravitate to characters that he relates with more, and John gravitates toward characters he relates to more.
The hosts throw some questions out to the listeners, check out some things, and give their usual commentary. Also, Craig and John add something to their list of “Ways Words With Nerds Hosts Won't Die”

Chapters

  • 00:00 Nuptials
  • 01:59 That Sound You Hear Is the Microphone
  • 03:34 John Joins The Revolution
  • 12:00 A Great Introduction
  • 32:23 A Question For The Listeners
  • 39:17 A Bad Introduction
  • 46:31 What We Checked Out
  • 1:01:48 This Won't Kills Us

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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The Knights Who Say Nerd

September 8, 2016
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Bring your blessed iPad Mini as Craig and John sit at the round table to bring you another episode. Both hosts go on a crusade to find answers and even demonstrate their soothsaying abilities as they discuss the inevitable and the world's largest aircraft and not having faith in a product, the prediction of Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook password, how King Arthur just got incredibly dumber...twice, Kevin Smith saying what John already knew, and decide which movies would make better television series. Plus one host is going to win $10 (presumably to buy a lot of peanuts). Also, the hosts checked things out, they review them, and give their usual nerd news and commentary.

Chapters

  • 00:42 Blessed iPad Mini
  • 04:55 Welcome All The Ships at Sea
  • 06:58 World's Largest Death Trap
  • 10:10 Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook Password
  • 12:47 King Arthur Just Got Dumber
  • 20:41 The Walking SVU CSI Criminal Intent Dead
  • 23:55 Kevin Smith Makes Terrible Movies
  • 34:22 Craig and John Go Through a Transition... Into Television
  • 49:47 Checked Out and Recommendations

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook atfacebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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Can You SMELLLLLL What The Spock Is Cookin

June 29, 2016
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This is a learning episode of Words With Nerds. In this episode you will learn Craig is a fan of saying "I told you so." You will lean that the internet is full of phonies when it comes to being comic book fans. You will be educated on how music really makes or breaks a trailer. We all learn a way that John will not die, and with that John has watched way too many Final Destination movies. Learn the difference between judgmental and passing judgement. Craig figures out a way to drink more, and you can learn how. We also learn how to get a black belt without even trying. Also, you will learn what we watched, what we liked, disliked, and learn our opinion on all the important stuff.


Chapters
  • 00:00 I Told You So
  • 04:29 Big Fat Phonies On The Internet
  • 09:37 Beyond Sledgehammers
  • 14:14 A Fitting Song
  • 29:22 Same Movie - Different Song
  • 35:01 Kessel Destination
  • 38:11 The Wrath of John
  • 44:16 Bryan Cranston's Floating Head
  • 51:56 Tapping Laziness
  • 53:49 What We Watched and Good Night

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds or email them at wwnpodcast@gmail.com. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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Craig Sorrell: Furry Road

March 10, 2016
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Sybock's army has assembled at Words With Nerds HQ and they're ready to storm the theatres anew. John Mills and Craig Sorrell explore social implications of busting ghosts, field a semi-incoherent call, expose the latest Nerd News, and review a few choices to help make your DVR lists. And as always, a few special surprises lurk within for the adventurous.

Chapters

  1. Lap Baby #Sybock (0:00)
  2. #Ghostbusters (7:30)
  3. #IronFist (22:30)
  4. #NerdNews (30:00)
  5. Recommendations and Good Night (44:30)

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at www.facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Spider-Man’s Free Clinic

March 3, 2016
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Lots of exciting things on the latest episode. This week we explore the answers to questions you didn't know you had. We take an in depth look at:

  • What defines being a pilot
  • Can one of the hosts actually do their own research?
  • Craig gets challenged by a listener
  • The fate of humanity being in one man's hands
  • Can comic book movies make a great drama
  • Feeling bad for Mary Jane Watson
  • Movie tie-ins

Plus much more! Of course, also our usual reviews and commentary. 

Grab a bottle and let the daemon out as you listen and enjoy.

Remember you can always interact with the show by calling the Nerd Hotline and leaving a message at 571-308-NERD! You can also follow us on twitter at @nerdswords, @kesseljunkie, and @craigsorrell!

Thought Crime Before It Was Cool

February 11, 2016
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The Thought-Police are after you and a new Words With Nerds is your safe space. This week we discuss

  • Psylocke
  • The Harriet Tubman of Mutants
  • Challenge you to "screw the queue"
  • The solution to Vehicle Voltron
  • Toys that were the worst of their kind
  • Learn John doesn't want a Snowjob
  • Teach you that Words With Nerds should never book your air travel

And of course our usual reviews and commentary. Remember you can always contribute to the show by leaving a message on our nerd line at 571-308-NERD. 

Happy Nerd Year!

January 7, 2016
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Craig and John ring in 2016 in style!

They discuss the rigidity of audiences' ideologies when it comes to movies, and talk about whether they're letting it get in the way of their enjoyment.
They break down everything that sounds even more awful about the new Ghostbusters plot synopsis that leaked, then offer suggestions for how to fix it.
They look at 2016's slate of films and what they expect from it, with special attention on the X-Men and Dawn of Justice.
Finally, John ushers in the first Nerd Rage of the year with something that's part Hulk Out, part Aneurysm, and part bleeping nightmare. (It's a really good one.) So let's ring in this new year and party like it's a nightmarish dystopia directed by Kathryn Bigelow!
Index of Topics/Times
  • 0:00 Who's In BB-8?
  • 6:20 Ideological Rigidity at the Movies
  • 20:00 The All-Female Ghostbusters Plot Leaks
  • 27:00 Movies to See 2016
  • 58:30 The Return of Nerd Rage and Good Night