The Penitent Podcast

June 21, 2017
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Welcome to another Crusade from Words With Nerds. Is this the one? No, but one host did choose wisely and get the right Grail for this episode. This week, Craig and John do not cross the seal and sit down to discuss Star Wars not having a plan, hypocritical nerds (again), solving a brewery problem Craig has been having, and ponder if one can pass the Snyder Maru. Also in this episode, one hosts believes in second chances, the other thinks one was enough. Craig and John check out some things and review them for your entertainment. By listening to this show, you have chosen wisely

Chapters:

00:00: Not Darth Batman Day
04:51: Somethings Never Change
06:22: Vanilla Craig Solves It
09:24: Gift Bearing Hips
13:15: Van Johnson Rules
14:22: Infinite Sadness
23:19: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
30:40: Nerds Fight About Money
33:15: A Good One in Everyone
37:08: Snyder Maru
44:25: Second Chances
50:15: The kessel Grail
51:42: Checked Out
1:09:26: A Nerd Lies On Twitter

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Vanilla Craig

June 14, 2017
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John wins an offline Star Wars debate after the fact while Craig goes to the Heartland of Myanmar with a message of hope for political prisoners! #Marvel clumsily Photoshops #BlackPanther into the trip, wielding a new Textalyzer to check if John Boyega's Tweeting has gotten out of hand. Then Vanilla Craig sings and dances to the delight of all. Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00 A #StarWars Story |
02:58 The Heartland of Myanmar |
04:50 #Marvel's #BlackPanther Photoshop Problem |
16:00 Rise of the Textalyzer |
26:20 When John Boyega's Tweet Goes Wrong |
44:50 Vanilla Craig
48:57 What We Checked Out |

Words With Nerds is available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at@kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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[Annoying #WonderWoman Guitar Riff Playing]

June 7, 2017
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John and Craig discuss #SpiderMan Pizza, accept some corrections from the peanut gallery, debate the life and death of franchises, chuckle about Dan Aykroyd losing the #Ghostbusters memo, and sleep through a meeting with #DoctorStrange. Of course they also share their views on the #WonderWoman movie! Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00  Spider Hut |
02:50  Listener Feedback|
10:30  Dan Aykroyd and the Lost #Ghostbusters Memo|
18:00  Franchise Freakout |
30:00 #WonderWoman |
49:30 The Great #DoctorStrange Debate & What We Checked Out |

Words With Nerds is available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at@kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Dead Troopers Tell No Tales

May 31, 2017
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This week we storm the bunker and lay waste to the Empire's defenses with a sword and a fresh pack of zingers! Using our Wet Twinkie Method, we clarify the difference between gambling and drinking problems, whether commercials for trailers still count as trailers, why Memorial Day is bottoming out for box office revenue, and whether Disney would risk its Franchise Family Tag for Star Wars. Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00 Rotten Tomatoes |
04:33 The Long, Slow, Wet Twinkie Correction |
08:00 Trailers & Conversations |
26:22 Memorial Day Box Office |
39:00 The Star Wars Family Franchise Tag |
51:30 What We Checked Out |

Words With Nerds is available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at@kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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#TwinPeaks Breaks the #AlienCovenant

May 24, 2017
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This week we burst out of the heart of the Black Lodge in time for Real #StarWars Day and head to Twin Peaks where David is kissing Walter to seal the Alien Covenant! Then we uncover the Podcast Kojak and dance our way through a special Book(house Boys) Club. We even get our garmonbozia fresh from the listeners! Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the intricacies of the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00 May the Real #StarWars Day be with You |
04:27 Different Rating Philosophies |
12:12 Listener Feedback and Well Actuallys |
18:20 Supporting Zack Snyder |
29:53 The Podcast Kojak |
32:20 #AlienCovenant |
52:00 #TwinPeaks and What We Checked Out |

Words With Nerds is available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at@kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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A Whole Lotta Hoo-Aah!

May 10, 2017
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Woke yourself up and enjoy the funny in this week's show! The boys are aware and in tune with what will make you laugh as they discuss peak Oliver Stone, conquering a Star Wars trivia contest, selling out for a billion (or only a half billion on a fyre sale), and offering the insights you expect from the paragons of virtue they are.

Tune In and Listen Harder. And remember it's just a bruise.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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AHHHHH! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

May 3, 2017
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It's #MayThe4th! #FakeStarWarsDay! And so your hosts celebrate it the only way they know how: PAIN. While torturing each other, we uncover the many horrors of this marketing day, including....

  • #MayThe4thBeWithYou
  • #StandWithJohn
  • #StarWars
  • #WonderWoman and #BoxOffice
  • David Goyer's Masters of the Universe
  • Star Trek Sex Robots
  • The Death of @CraigSorrell / What We Checked Out

Tune In and Listen Harder. You'll Laugh a Lot and Live a Little Longer.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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Home of the Original Zinger

April 26, 2017
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It's another OUTRAGEOUS show! No mercy is shown and the boys continually SWEEP THE LEG on each other. Mercy is for the weak. It is not for Words With Nerds. Also they talk about:

  • The Blade Runner Bit
  • Tr8lers of the Furious
  • Toilet Beer
  • Dawsons Creeky Cloaks and Daggers
  • What We Checked Out

Tune In and Listen Harder. You'll Laugh a Lot and Live a Little Longer.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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You Got Pals, You Got Yourself a Tribe

April 19, 2017
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Craig reminds John of a very important lesson this week. When you've got #pals, you've got it all. They give a refresher course on the beauty of real friendship, even while caught in a Catch-22. Along the way they also talk about:

  • John Needed a Victory
  • The Emmanuel Goldstein of the Internet
  • Benjamin Button Ripped Off "Mork & Mindy"
  • Livestream Killed the Celebration Star
  • The Last Jedi: Posters and Trailers
  • Moments v Cohesion: Dawn of the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
  • Nerd News
  • What We Checked Out
  • Into the Woods and...some special messages.

Tune In and Listen Harder. Maybe you'll stop being outraged.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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It’s a Westworld After All

April 12, 2017
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John and Craig go from Hard Powder to Soft Robots as they muse on the magic that is modern life. They decode some secret messages from X-Men Gold, argue the finer points of cereal, detail 4Chan beating LaBoeuf, share what they checked out and John has a special surprise about Batman for Craig.

Tune In and Listen Harder.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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The Neverending Argument

April 5, 2017
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Join John and Craig as they plot a Dazzler movie, argue about The Perpetual Reboot Theory and the Immutable Impermanence of Character Trivia, Iron Fist their way through a list of what they checked out, and lecture Marvel Comics about market forces. Plus some other stuff that'll put a smile on your face.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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Die Shawndorman Die!

March 29, 2017
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It's Shawn "@yayshawndorman" Eastridge's farewell episode! A wonderful person, friend, and guest of the show, Shawn bids farewell to us in person as he prepares to go into the wild yonder of varmints and Rick Grimes. As he shows himself out, we discuss....

(00:00) Craig's Problem
(02:06) Shawndorman's Farewell Tour
(04:00) Correcting Craig
(05:45) Justice League Trailer
(18:45) Venomous Sony
(24:30) National Feminist Hero Michael Bay
(29:50) WB, Legion & The R Sausages
(43:00) Promoting Wonder Woman & Serialized Shorts
(47:00) What We Checked Out
(01:24:00) Farewell Shawndre 3000

...and the typical much, much more you've come to expect.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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Going Full Breen

March 23, 2017
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What magical things do our heroes unveil this week? How about...

(00:00) A Comic Book Argument
(05:25) Iron Fists of Fury
(17:50) Woken Comedy
(27:00) Going Full Breen
(28:15) Giving Netflix the Finger
(34:30) Nerd News & Trailer Reviews
(49:30) What We Checked Out

...and the typical much, much more you've come to expect.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Help the show: Visit our sponsors LootCrate at www.lootcrate.com/wordswithnerds and enter wordswithnerds at checkout to get receive a discount on your purchase.

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Crisis on Infinite Lucas

March 15, 2017
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What magical things do our heroes unveil this week? How about...

  • What Momma Mills invented
  • A Lucas Multiverse?
  • The reasons for delay of an Avatar 2
  • A laundry list of things checked, re-checked and un-checked since last we checked!

...and the typical much, much more you've come to expect.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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Kesseljunkie - Molten

March 8, 2017
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Craig unleashed his autobiographical mix tape to the world last week. This week is John's turn, but in his own way. He's released his Anthropological Mix. What does that mean? Listen and discover.

For a complete track listing, visit his list on Spotifty at https://open.spotify.com/user/kesseljunkie/playlist/4oRrBpIwDn55kjP6V5YsBA.

And why is it called Molten? Oh, you'll find out.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Pumping the Brakes on Progress

February 22, 2017
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You know the drill. Two hosts bring you hilarity about progress, social situations and living La Vida Nerdy in the world. This week they tackle death by drone in Dubai, chide Twitter for hastening its demise and unload a heap of great insight on what to catch on the magic airwaves.

(00:00) It Was My Birthday
(03:03) Walking Back the Optimism
(08:00) Futurist Tango
(12:30) No Longer of the Natural World
(19:00) Pumpin the Brakes on Progress
(24:00) Human Intuition
(31:00) Offensive Jokes
(35:30) The FU/Ending Jar Jar
(48:10) What We Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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So Lazy It Drives You Crazy

February 16, 2017
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We may be lazy, and it may drive you crazy, but we bring you great entertainment every week! Craig gets challenged by a listener, Marvel Comics changes course, they rant about literary allusions to Harry Potter and George Orwell, and there's no more Aftermath in John's Star Wars. Tune In!

Chapters

  • (00:00) Paint-By-Craig
  • (03:49) Capt. Bang-A-Rang
  • (07:00) Marvel Changes Course
  • (13:00) The Dork Knight Strikes Again
  • (19:45) Google Screws Up Space
  • (26:00) You Need a Clever Name
  • (37:00) No More Aftermath?
  • (42:50) Fortunate Star Wars Fan
  • (46:00) What We Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Help the show: Visit our sponsors LootCrate at www.lootcrate.com/wordswithnerds and enter wordswithnerds at checkout to get receive a discount on your purchase.

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Time To Push The Powder

February 9, 2017
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In a world filled of cold, John and Craig stumble upon something that will warm you up. But that's just part of the story. This week, there are some things that happen that are unprecedented for the show. Hear Craig say the words “you were right” and hear John say the phrase “I agree with you.” There are tales of “that guy” at football championship parties, and we mourn the sad loss of creative nerds on one of the biggest stages of advertising. We ponder (then figure out) how Sony lost $1 billion and then read the synopsis of a movie that is either awesome or completely awesome. You decide. Plus some things are reviewed and we do ask “and where... is The Batman”

Chapters

  • 00:00: The Last Word
  • 02:43: How Does That Taste
  • 06:14: That Guy
  • 12:45: John May Be Right
  • 16:06: When Did Funny Die
  • 25:28: And Where....Is The Batman
  • 33:05 One Billion Dollars
  • 42:04: That Name Again is Mr. Plow
  • 50:46: 2 For 2 on Predictions
  • 52:07: This Is Offensive
  • 55:01: Checked Out
  • 1:01:28: Wrap Up

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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The Special Edition Fired First

February 2, 2017
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We're the original, unaltered podcast of your dreams this week, as we tussle over Carrie Fisher's Star Wars insurance policy, recount viewing A New Hope with a new generation, pine for a time when heroes didn't wear capes and killed for snoring, and give you a very special (edition) homework assignment!

Chapters

  • (00:00) Not All Heroes Wear Capes
  • (04:40) Pining for the Old West
  • (05:30) Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
  • (12:00) A Very Special Edition Anniversary
  • (23:40) OK. (Disney's Insurance Fraud)
  • (34:40) What We Checked Out
  • (48:00) Homework Assignment

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also email them at wwnpodcast@gmail.com

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Australian IQ Test

January 26, 2017
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Are you a Young Einstein? You just might be if you can pass this simple Australian IQ Test. This episode isn't all Serious though, we discuss the saturation of Funko, ridicule nerds for getting bent out of shape because of the title of the next Star Wars film, discuss that Amazon is laughing at Netflix, give crazy theories, tell tales and have a good time. One host learned that being on painkillers still doesn't make Suicide Squad enjoyable, and a broken foot is still less painful than watching Manchester By The Sea. Both hosts checked out a lot of things this week, and they give their reviews and commentary.

Chapters

  • 00:00: IQ Test
  • 04:23: The Boot
  • 06:30: Star Warsify
  • 07:53: John's Crazy Theory
  • 12:24: The Last...
  • 17:42: Un-Discovered
  • 21:03: Not-so-Fun(ko)
  • 25:39: Where's Galen
  • 29:44: Manchester By The ZZZZZZZZ's
  • 37:18: Another Movie Challenge
  • 38:23: My Left Foot
  • 40:26: Checked Out
  • 1:07:32 Hunt Us Down

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Grumpier Old Nerds

January 19, 2017
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Is it possible we've gotten too old and grumpy to be trusted anymore? Probably not. We yell about political gatekeeping on escapism, but we haven't gone crazy like Joss, hoarded zombies for the apocalypse or rejected Indigo like the Lanterns did. Listen and enjoy!

Chapters

  • (00:00) Wonder Whoa-Man
  • (03:46) Reasonably Grumpy Old Men
  • (11:57) Whedon is Crazy Like MJ
  • (16:56) Celebrity Politics
  • (28:13) Doomsday Tremors
  • (33:59) Lanterns of Many Colors
  • (46:15) What We Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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We Are Hope to the FBI

January 12, 2017
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Never fear, the nerds are here! Craig Milhouse Sorrell took a meeting with the FBI and they've got a plan in place to handle whatever radical ideologies the world has to offer! Consulting with the Secretary of Zingers, J. kesseljunkie Hoover, they determine when you die from lifetime achievement awards, why Disney can't help but punk WB, and settle who would win in a fight: the Justice League or the Super Friends. Also they thank their friends from La Cosa Nerdstra.

Chapters

  • (00:00) The Golden CES Globe Conventions
  • (05:48) Number One Among Mobsters
  • (12:30)The FBI's Secret Recipes
  • (24:45) Ready Disney Comic Player Wars Episode VIII
  • (31:45) Why Do You Keep Going?
  • (38:00) Justice League v Super Friends
  • (47:15) What We Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Help the show: Visit our sponsors LootCrate at www.lootcrate.com/wordswithnerds and enter wordswithnerds at checkout to get receive a discount on your purchase.

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Happy Nerd Year 2017

January 5, 2017
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Another year has passed, and your hosts made it to 200 episodes. For 2017 John and Craig kick off discussing why Batman is so cool (naturally), 50 year anniversaries that were celebrated with a whimper, then in true Words With Nerds fashion - make predictions for 2017. Uber Deaths, Movie Deaths, Comic Book Storyline Deaths. But it's not all about the grim reaper for 2017, there are some surprises, and other predictions for the Nerd Year from your hosts. Some things were checked out, and one host swears it gets dusty in his house when a particular movie plays. Celebrate the Nerd Year and listen!

Chapters

  • 00:00: Batman is Cool
  • 03:53: Push That Button
  • 07:30: 50 Years
  • 10:52: Paywall Killed the Television Show
  • 13:29: 2017 Predictions
  • 48:22: We Can't Win No Matter What
  • 52:04: Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Help the show: Visit our sponsors LootCrate at www.lootcrate.com/wordswithnerds and enter wordswithnerds at checkout to get receive a discount on your purchase.

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Gold, Frankincense and Nerds

December 29, 2016
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Few things are as magical as the Words With Nerds Christmas Episode. Sit back and enjoy, and sit in on the joy that is two pals exchanging gifts, gab and friendship.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Help the show: Visit our sponsors LootCrate at www.lootcrate.com/wordswithnerds and enter wordswithnerds at checkout to get receive a discount on your purchase.

Want delicious pre-cooked meals delivered to your door (LIKE A KING!,) check out our sponsor www.mealtimebox.com . Delicious meals delivered to you, no cooking, no hassle, no trouble. Dinner is served! enter NERDS at checkout for a 15% discount for this amazing service.

Crai Gerrera: A Star Wars Hero

December 21, 2016
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Save the dream!

As a special treat this week, get the hottest, freshest take on Rogue One: A Star Wars Story from the two nerds you know always get it right.

Then buckle up for a special miracle coming later this week.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Help the show: Visit our sponsors LootCrate at www.lootcrate.com/wordswithnerds and enter wordswithnerds at checkout to get receive a discount on your purchase.

Want delicious pre-cooked meals delivered to your door (LIKE A KING!,) check out our sponsor www.mealtimebox.com . Delicious meals delivered to you, no cooking, no hassle, no trouble. Dinner is served! enter NERDS at checkout for a 15% discount for this amazing service.