The Penitent Podcast

June 21, 2017
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Welcome to another Crusade from Words With Nerds. Is this the one? No, but one host did choose wisely and get the right Grail for this episode. This week, Craig and John do not cross the seal and sit down to discuss Star Wars not having a plan, hypocritical nerds (again), solving a brewery problem Craig has been having, and ponder if one can pass the Snyder Maru. Also in this episode, one hosts believes in second chances, the other thinks one was enough. Craig and John check out some things and review them for your entertainment. By listening to this show, you have chosen wisely

Chapters:

00:00: Not Darth Batman Day
04:51: Somethings Never Change
06:22: Vanilla Craig Solves It
09:24: Gift Bearing Hips
13:15: Van Johnson Rules
14:22: Infinite Sadness
23:19: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
30:40: Nerds Fight About Money
33:15: A Good One in Everyone
37:08: Snyder Maru
44:25: Second Chances
50:15: The kessel Grail
51:42: Checked Out
1:09:26: A Nerd Lies On Twitter

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Dead Troopers Tell No Tales

May 31, 2017
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This week we storm the bunker and lay waste to the Empire's defenses with a sword and a fresh pack of zingers! Using our Wet Twinkie Method, we clarify the difference between gambling and drinking problems, whether commercials for trailers still count as trailers, why Memorial Day is bottoming out for box office revenue, and whether Disney would risk its Franchise Family Tag for Star Wars. Confused? You won't be, when we guide you through the latest nerd news, views and reviews worth listening to.

Chapters:

00:00 Rotten Tomatoes |
04:33 The Long, Slow, Wet Twinkie Correction |
08:00 Trailers & Conversations |
26:22 Memorial Day Box Office |
39:00 The Star Wars Family Franchise Tag |
51:30 What We Checked Out |

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AHHHHH! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

May 3, 2017
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It's #MayThe4th! #FakeStarWarsDay! And so your hosts celebrate it the only way they know how: PAIN. While torturing each other, we uncover the many horrors of this marketing day, including....

  • #MayThe4thBeWithYou
  • #StandWithJohn
  • #StarWars
  • #WonderWoman and #BoxOffice
  • David Goyer's Masters of the Universe
  • Star Trek Sex Robots
  • The Death of @CraigSorrell / What We Checked Out

Tune In and Listen Harder. You'll Laugh a Lot and Live a Little Longer.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Home of the Original Zinger

April 26, 2017
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It's another OUTRAGEOUS show! No mercy is shown and the boys continually SWEEP THE LEG on each other. Mercy is for the weak. It is not for Words With Nerds. Also they talk about:

  • The Blade Runner Bit
  • Tr8lers of the Furious
  • Toilet Beer
  • Dawsons Creeky Cloaks and Daggers
  • What We Checked Out

Tune In and Listen Harder. You'll Laugh a Lot and Live a Little Longer.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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You Got Pals, You Got Yourself a Tribe

April 19, 2017
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Craig reminds John of a very important lesson this week. When you've got #pals, you've got it all. They give a refresher course on the beauty of real friendship, even while caught in a Catch-22. Along the way they also talk about:

  • John Needed a Victory
  • The Emmanuel Goldstein of the Internet
  • Benjamin Button Ripped Off "Mork & Mindy"
  • Livestream Killed the Celebration Star
  • The Last Jedi: Posters and Trailers
  • Moments v Cohesion: Dawn of the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
  • Nerd News
  • What We Checked Out
  • Into the Woods and...some special messages.

Tune In and Listen Harder. Maybe you'll stop being outraged.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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The Neverending Argument

April 5, 2017
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Join John and Craig as they plot a Dazzler movie, argue about The Perpetual Reboot Theory and the Immutable Impermanence of Character Trivia, Iron Fist their way through a list of what they checked out, and lecture Marvel Comics about market forces. Plus some other stuff that'll put a smile on your face.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Die Shawndorman Die!

March 29, 2017
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It's Shawn "@yayshawndorman" Eastridge's farewell episode! A wonderful person, friend, and guest of the show, Shawn bids farewell to us in person as he prepares to go into the wild yonder of varmints and Rick Grimes. As he shows himself out, we discuss....

(00:00) Craig's Problem
(02:06) Shawndorman's Farewell Tour
(04:00) Correcting Craig
(05:45) Justice League Trailer
(18:45) Venomous Sony
(24:30) National Feminist Hero Michael Bay
(29:50) WB, Legion & The R Sausages
(43:00) Promoting Wonder Woman & Serialized Shorts
(47:00) What We Checked Out
(01:24:00) Farewell Shawndre 3000

...and the typical much, much more you've come to expect.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Going Full Breen

March 23, 2017
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What magical things do our heroes unveil this week? How about...

(00:00) A Comic Book Argument
(05:25) Iron Fists of Fury
(17:50) Woken Comedy
(27:00) Going Full Breen
(28:15) Giving Netflix the Finger
(34:30) Nerd News & Trailer Reviews
(49:30) What We Checked Out

...and the typical much, much more you've come to expect.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Crisis on Infinite Lucas

March 15, 2017
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What magical things do our heroes unveil this week? How about...

  • What Momma Mills invented
  • A Lucas Multiverse?
  • The reasons for delay of an Avatar 2
  • A laundry list of things checked, re-checked and un-checked since last we checked!

...and the typical much, much more you've come to expect.

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

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Time To Push The Powder

February 9, 2017
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In a world filled of cold, John and Craig stumble upon something that will warm you up. But that's just part of the story. This week, there are some things that happen that are unprecedented for the show. Hear Craig say the words “you were right” and hear John say the phrase “I agree with you.” There are tales of “that guy” at football championship parties, and we mourn the sad loss of creative nerds on one of the biggest stages of advertising. We ponder (then figure out) how Sony lost $1 billion and then read the synopsis of a movie that is either awesome or completely awesome. You decide. Plus some things are reviewed and we do ask “and where... is The Batman”

Chapters

  • 00:00: The Last Word
  • 02:43: How Does That Taste
  • 06:14: That Guy
  • 12:45: John May Be Right
  • 16:06: When Did Funny Die
  • 25:28: And Where....Is The Batman
  • 33:05 One Billion Dollars
  • 42:04: That Name Again is Mr. Plow
  • 50:46: 2 For 2 on Predictions
  • 52:07: This Is Offensive
  • 55:01: Checked Out
  • 1:01:28: Wrap Up

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Australian IQ Test

January 26, 2017
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Are you a Young Einstein? You just might be if you can pass this simple Australian IQ Test. This episode isn't all Serious though, we discuss the saturation of Funko, ridicule nerds for getting bent out of shape because of the title of the next Star Wars film, discuss that Amazon is laughing at Netflix, give crazy theories, tell tales and have a good time. One host learned that being on painkillers still doesn't make Suicide Squad enjoyable, and a broken foot is still less painful than watching Manchester By The Sea. Both hosts checked out a lot of things this week, and they give their reviews and commentary.

Chapters

  • 00:00: IQ Test
  • 04:23: The Boot
  • 06:30: Star Warsify
  • 07:53: John's Crazy Theory
  • 12:24: The Last...
  • 17:42: Un-Discovered
  • 21:03: Not-so-Fun(ko)
  • 25:39: Where's Galen
  • 29:44: Manchester By The ZZZZZZZZ's
  • 37:18: Another Movie Challenge
  • 38:23: My Left Foot
  • 40:26: Checked Out
  • 1:07:32 Hunt Us Down

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Grumpier Old Nerds

January 19, 2017
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Is it possible we've gotten too old and grumpy to be trusted anymore? Probably not. We yell about political gatekeeping on escapism, but we haven't gone crazy like Joss, hoarded zombies for the apocalypse or rejected Indigo like the Lanterns did. Listen and enjoy!

Chapters

  • (00:00) Wonder Whoa-Man
  • (03:46) Reasonably Grumpy Old Men
  • (11:57) Whedon is Crazy Like MJ
  • (16:56) Celebrity Politics
  • (28:13) Doomsday Tremors
  • (33:59) Lanterns of Many Colors
  • (46:15) What We Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Happy Nerd Year 2017

January 5, 2017
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Another year has passed, and your hosts made it to 200 episodes. For 2017 John and Craig kick off discussing why Batman is so cool (naturally), 50 year anniversaries that were celebrated with a whimper, then in true Words With Nerds fashion - make predictions for 2017. Uber Deaths, Movie Deaths, Comic Book Storyline Deaths. But it's not all about the grim reaper for 2017, there are some surprises, and other predictions for the Nerd Year from your hosts. Some things were checked out, and one host swears it gets dusty in his house when a particular movie plays. Celebrate the Nerd Year and listen!

Chapters

  • 00:00: Batman is Cool
  • 03:53: Push That Button
  • 07:30: 50 Years
  • 10:52: Paywall Killed the Television Show
  • 13:29: 2017 Predictions
  • 48:22: We Can't Win No Matter What
  • 52:04: Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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International Terriblism

December 8, 2016
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The Zinger factory is in Christmas Output mode and your hosts are back with another delicious episode. Join them as they plumb the depths of the geek universe for the freshest takes, the hardest cookies and the tastiest previews of what's to come.

(00:00) Eminently Bribable
(06:30) Funny You Should Say That/Zingers
(9:00) Trailers
(20:00) Directors
(40:45) What We Checked Out

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The Devil Went Down To Disney

December 1, 2016
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The Devil went down to Disney, looking for some Rogue One spoilers to steal. He wanted to bet your soul against a droid of gold, but he failed. However he may have found the secrets that will lead to Rogue Six. John and Craig discuss how companies are working hard to ruin movies while they ponder dream sequences in some films to coming out. You learn that John is not a fan(dango) but he can be if you make things right. Some listeners ask questions and weigh in on what the new Chelada Challenge should be, the hosts argue over who is a liar, and figure out that apps may be the best way to make money. Also, they talk about something taboo, that the World Police taught us everyone has. Plus they checked out some things and make you laugh.

Chapters

  • 00:00 Choose Nerds
  • 05:25 Welcome
  • 07:54 Ruining One
  • 11:14 Dawn of Vader
  • 22:42 Don't Fly With Bane
  • 25:36 Pants On Fire
  • 27:49 Is John Trying To Convince The Audience or Himself?
  • 29:25 C-3PO of Books
  • 34:54 Everyone Has It
  • 40:12 Dolla Dolla Bills
  • 42:20 Chelada
  • 45:26 Checked Out

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Beetlecraig! Beetlecraig! Beetlecraig!

October 26, 2016
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Your hosts work all night and drink the rum as they bring you the last Shocktober episode of the season. This week, John and Craig explain the fascination with Ghost Adventures, and spiral into some self-loathing because they know the equipment too well. John puts Craig in the hot seat as he questions if ghosts are real or not. A geography lesson is handed out, the science of ghostly knives, and a lively discussion of what it takes to believe in ghosts ensues. The hosts break down some of the latest nerd news, and checked out some hunting delights as they give their commentary.

Chapters

  • 00:00 Bovine University
  • 04:02 Welcome
  • 08:05 Why Ghost Adventures?
  • 14:36 Tools of the Tools
  • 22:11 Craig Doesn't Believe You
  • 24:39 What it Takes to Believe
  • 50:29 Magic the Sponsoring
  • 52:40 Nightmare News
  • 1:04:18 Meal Time!
  • 1:08:25 Checked Out
  • 1:21:56 Hop on the Banana Boat

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Mentally Challenged Vampires

October 13, 2016
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This Shocktober Episode has something a little improbable to discuss. John and Craig create a Royal Rumble of Terror where they discuss who would win in the ultimate battle. Discussing strengths and weaknesses of various horror characters they determine who gets the belt and would be declared champion if they all fought each other. The hosts address the clown epidemic sweeping the USA, discuss cinema psychopaths that we aren't giving enough credit to, and ponder where all of the female serial killers are. Topped off with the Nerd News and checking out lots of Shocktober offerings, this episode is a true nightmare fest.

Chapters

  • 00:30 The Boogie Man
  • 03:49 Welcome
  • 05:34 Words With Nerds' IT
  • 11:22 Royal Rumble Of Terror
  • 28:53 The (Final) Bell Tolls
  • 30:52 League of Extraordinary Murders
  • 34:48 Where are the Chicks?
  • 42:44 Nightmare News
  • 52:00 Checking Out
  • 1:05:24 We're Ready To Believe You

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Dial M For Murderousness

October 6, 2016
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Want to hear something scary? No, do you really want to hear something scary? Craig and John kick off Shocktober with discussing tales of how Craig and John should have been murdered and tie that into some of the urban legends you may have been frightened from. The hosts give you some required viewing while contemplating if Batman just hates Halloween. We question if there is some good Halloween comics, bring you the Nerdy Nightmare News, and check out some things (through a peep hole in the shower, of course.) This kickoff to Shocktober is more refreshing than a midnight swim in Crystal Lake.

Chapters

  • 00:23 A Message From The Other Side
  • 01:20 It Begins
  • 03:27 Dial M
  • 14:14 Legends Are Made
  • 28:57 Necessary Evil
  • 42:20 The Longest Halloween
  • 44:37 Trick Or Read
  • 48:26 Nightmare News
  • 54:08 The Peephole
  • 1:11:05 Step Up Loyal Listeners

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
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Cool Hand Craig

September 22, 2016
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What we don't have here is a failure to communicate. In fact John and Craig step up to the mic and communicate their opinions quite well this week. After taking the time to retort to comments from some loyal listeners, and one host writing a a blog that the other disagrees with, they have a healthy debate which turns into a discussion of great character intros in modern cinema. Craig seems to gravitate to characters that he relates with more, and John gravitates toward characters he relates to more.
The hosts throw some questions out to the listeners, check out some things, and give their usual commentary. Also, Craig and John add something to their list of “Ways Words With Nerds Hosts Won't Die”

Chapters

  • 00:00 Nuptials
  • 01:59 That Sound You Hear Is the Microphone
  • 03:34 John Joins The Revolution
  • 12:00 A Great Introduction
  • 32:23 A Question For The Listeners
  • 39:17 A Bad Introduction
  • 46:31 What We Checked Out
  • 1:01:48 This Won't Kills Us

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).
But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

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The Knights Who Say Nerd

September 8, 2016
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Bring your blessed iPad Mini as Craig and John sit at the round table to bring you another episode. Both hosts go on a crusade to find answers and even demonstrate their soothsaying abilities as they discuss the inevitable and the world's largest aircraft and not having faith in a product, the prediction of Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook password, how King Arthur just got incredibly dumber...twice, Kevin Smith saying what John already knew, and decide which movies would make better television series. Plus one host is going to win $10 (presumably to buy a lot of peanuts). Also, the hosts checked things out, they review them, and give their usual nerd news and commentary.

Chapters

  • 00:42 Blessed iPad Mini
  • 04:55 Welcome All The Ships at Sea
  • 06:58 World's Largest Death Trap
  • 10:10 Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook Password
  • 12:47 King Arthur Just Got Dumber
  • 20:41 The Walking SVU CSI Criminal Intent Dead
  • 23:55 Kevin Smith Makes Terrible Movies
  • 34:22 Craig and John Go Through a Transition... Into Television
  • 49:47 Checked Out and Recommendations

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook atfacebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Help the show: Visit our sponsor LootCrate at www.lootcrate.com/wordswithnerds and enter wordswithnerds at checkout to get receive a discount on your purchase.

Luckiest Mills Alive

August 24, 2016
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A host is missing. After countless consecutive podcasts, John Mills gets pulled from the lineup. This week Shawn (@yayshawndorman) takes the field in John's place as Craig and Shawn discuss the missing host, hating Spiderman, DC vs Marvel, and break down some nerd news. Shawn also gets his wish and Craig finally enters the Wizarding World of Harry Potter after years of avoiding it, and no knowledge of Harry Potter at all, he watches the Philosopher's Sorcerer's Stone for the first time ever. Craig and Shawn break down the movie, the world in which Harry Potter exists, fans of the series, and Craig asks a lot of questions. 

Chapters

  • 00:42 Luckiest Podcaster
  • 01:41 The Case of the Missing Host
  • 03:27 How Can You Hate Spiderman
  • 09:48 The C List
  • 10:33 DC vs Marvel
  • 13:05 Nerd News
  • 20:31 Craig's Introduction to Harry Potter
  • 1:06:16 Final Thoughts on the first Harry Potter
  • 1:06:54 Show Wrap Up

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie(John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook atfacebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Xerxes’ Merciful Movie Marathon

July 7, 2016
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Find your patriotic soul and bow down to your benevolent emperor he bestows on you his blessing of the best July 4 movie marathon. And also the other emperor (?) as he does the same. Or something.

Chapters

  • 00:00 Facebook Gave You the Power
  • 07:00 What We Checked Out
  • 19:00 The July 4 Movie Marathon

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Reporting Trumps Facts

June 9, 2016
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This week in the Legion of Doom, John and Craig discuss the dangers of office drone, the problem with 40% not just with movies but with leather pants, debate if talent is being wasted on superhero movies and their misfires. We also break down studio thinking and talk about the cowards at Fox studios caving to people making up stories. If this show had an MPAA rating, it would be telling you what you should be looking out for.

Chapters

  • 00:16 Office Drones
  • 04:18 40 Percent!
  • 12:55 Where's the Internet Freak Out
  • 17:30 Are Directors Wasting Talent With Superhero Movies
  • 29:51 Studio Thinking
  • 32:45 Fox Studios is full of cowards
  • 42:07 News
  • 52:00 What We Checked Out this week

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at@nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie(John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook atfacebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD or if you want to email them you can at WWNPodcast@gmail.com

Craig Sorrell: Furry Road

March 10, 2016
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Sybock's army has assembled at Words With Nerds HQ and they're ready to storm the theatres anew. John Mills and Craig Sorrell explore social implications of busting ghosts, field a semi-incoherent call, expose the latest Nerd News, and review a few choices to help make your DVR lists. And as always, a few special surprises lurk within for the adventurous.

Chapters

  1. Lap Baby #Sybock (0:00)
  2. #Ghostbusters (7:30)
  3. #IronFist (22:30)
  4. #NerdNews (30:00)
  5. Recommendations and Good Night (44:30)

Words With Nerds is available on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or through your podcast app of choice. Interact with the show on twitter at @nerdswords. You can reach the show hosts directly at @kesseljunkie (John) and @craigsorrell (Craig).

But why let Twitter have all the fun? Interact with the boys on Facebook at www.facebook.com/WordsWithNerds. You can also call them on their own Nerd Line at 571-308-NERD.

Spider-Man’s Free Clinic

March 3, 2016
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Lots of exciting things on the latest episode. This week we explore the answers to questions you didn't know you had. We take an in depth look at:

  • What defines being a pilot
  • Can one of the hosts actually do their own research?
  • Craig gets challenged by a listener
  • The fate of humanity being in one man's hands
  • Can comic book movies make a great drama
  • Feeling bad for Mary Jane Watson
  • Movie tie-ins

Plus much more! Of course, also our usual reviews and commentary. 

Grab a bottle and let the daemon out as you listen and enjoy.

Remember you can always interact with the show by calling the Nerd Hotline and leaving a message at 571-308-NERD! You can also follow us on twitter at @nerdswords, @kesseljunkie, and @craigsorrell!